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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Celebrity Insanity...
...which, naturally, there always is some but sometimes it goes over the top.

First off, Natalie Portman wants to blog her whole life. Live. On camera. Did her roles as Amidala in Star Wars really taint her from being able to work again? Come on, Hollywood, come up with something for her and Kiera Knightly to star as sisters in.

Just because. Just to keep her out of the blogosphere - unless she's seriously looking for stalkers.

You know, Natalie, I know that some folks stay famous after their dead, but you really can't work or enjoy the profits off your body of work (however small it is) if you're six feet under.

Next, as many of you know, Bob Barker is hanging up his microphone and going to retire from 'The Price Is Right'. Finally. And with such a career move, he's making the press rounds. He's been talking to Esquire and has been quoted saying the following:
"I'm still sexually active. Just not as active as I once was. I think Viagra does help. You should try it. It might surprise you. And your friend."

Ok, um... maybe someone should spay or neuter Bob Barker.

Then there's Jessica Biel. Poor thing - beautiful figure, successful career. But no one is taking her seriously. Apparently Ms. Biel wants "meatier roles" - something with more substance.

It's the age old issue: total babe wants to be taken seriously as an actress.

That's fine, it's just ironic when you consider that she recently did a total body role in "I Now Pronouce You Chuck And Larry" where she's in her underwear and asks Adam Sandler's character (who is pretending to be gay and is in love with Biel's character) to feel her boobs because they're real.

Want to be taken seriously? Then stop with the underwear and feel me up movies.

I had one more, but now I can't remember what it was. Oh well, that's what I get for not writing it down.

Have a great day everyone!