... No, that's not to say that I'm evil incarnate. You, too, can have your very own Circles of Hell. Thanks to W with that gnome in her head for putting this on her blog for me to steal.
Ok, she didn't put it there specifically for me to steal, but she wouldn't have put it there unless she wanted to share it with the world, right?
Militant Vegans, Scientologists
Circle I Limbo
General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
PETA Members
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
The New York Yankees, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George Bush
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Actually, my own personal hell is happening right now, as I sit here with a sore bottom and hips from chasing errant baseballs in the park on Sunday with my almost 10 year old, and a slightly sore shoulder from the same. Now, since I've been moving slowly, I put myself in a nice and comfortable position when I fell asleep, but apparently I was tossing and turned and have managed to strain something on the left side of my rib cage. I am clearly not a happy camper today, so this entry just seemed appropriate.
I'll be happier tomorrow. I promise. Well, actually I'll be happier after I grab some ibuprofin with my tea...
...maybe.