...It's another one of those one or two line dumps out of my brain...

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Something I heard on the radio recently...

Life is a disease. It is a sexually transmitted terminal illness.

Think about it.

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Best sig line I've seen... probably ever:

Heaven doesn't want me, and the Devil thinks that I will take over.

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If Death (Grim Reaper) is responsible for the passing of everyone, then who takes Death on?

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I've got the DH trained - if the package in the mail comes from the UK, and it feels hot and looks hot, he puts it in the fridge.

He was very proud of doing that yesterday. I was very happy he did that yesterday.

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Sometimes I just dislike people. Not usually without good reason. But when someone spreads some news around about someone else, and then changes it in one location to be all about what *they* get out of the good news, instead of focusing on the good news itself, then I've got a problem with that.

Eh. Ignore me. I'm just bitching about my perception of the self-centeredness of some people.

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The cluelessness of one's supervisor is often directly proportional to the amount of work you have to do, and the increase in each is also directly proportional

Note: not my boss, but someone else's I know follows this rule

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The more I live on this earth, the more I wonder about how some people's relationships really survive.

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I paid $73.28 for 21.687 gallons of gas yesterday. Middle grade, just to fill my 13 year old Jeep Grand Cherokee. I felt bad about that until I drove into the parking lot of A & B's school and saw a brand new Jeep Commander.

Someone else is gonna pay more for gas than I am, for a brand new big-something that they don't really need (they have one child, no off-road activities that I am aware of). That doesn't make me feel so bad about my gas bill anymore.

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I'm done. Finally. Have a great day!